It’ll look good on you. 
Or in your drawer.

and also

100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, unlike most things.
pre-shrunk, so it stays the size you bought.
classic crewneck. the most average silhouette possible.
soft fleece inside. comfort disguised as indifference.
double-stitched. engineered for your apathy.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!